*wakes up from coma*
*facial hair is out of control*
*walk to window, look outside*
*cars are flying around, people have jetpacks, world peace is established*
*nurse walks in, drops their tray at the sight of me awake after all this time*
Me: “…What does Surrak do?”
Nurse: “We don’t know yet.”
i want to write a cheesy college roommates au with emmara and vraska, would you guys read
Emmara just keeps finding snakes all over their room and in the sink and shower.
"Vraska, I appreciate you leave notes for me when you’re out, but could you just leave them on paper and not make them out of petrified bodies in the shapes of letters?"
"Emmara, as much as I appreciate deer and squirrels waking me up by licking my face, can you please leave the"cute wildlife" outside?"