Last night during D&D, i punched two spiders at once and killed both of them… it was the greatest achievement of my life.


Oh god that reminds me of the time that we were fighting spiders.  And I vorpalled one.  And the DM was like “…okay, another spider comes out and attacks you.”  And then I attacked it.  And vorpalled it as well.  And he just gave up.

Lol that is fantastic!